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Quotes By "Famous" Mothers
- Abraham Lincoln's Mom
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a
baseball cap like the other kids?"
- Barney's Mom
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but
you're starting to look a little purple!"
- Mary's Mom:
"I'm not upset the you lamb followed you to school, Mary, but
I would like to know how he got a better grade than you!"
- Batman's Mom:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the
insurance will be!"
- Goldilock's Mom:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family.
You know anything about this Goldie?"
- Little Miss Muffet's Mom:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get of your tuffet
and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around
here!"
- Albert Einstein's Mom:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something
about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?"
- George Washington's Mom:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac,
you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
- Jonah's Mom:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been
for the past 3 days!"
- Superman's Mom:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided
you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so
much time in all those phone booths!"
- Thomas Edison's Mom:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light
bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
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