We celebrate the Mother's Day to show honor and respect to one
of the most influential persons in our lives. We all have spent most
formative years of our lives with our mothers and shared all joy and
sorrows. Such is the greatness of our mom that she always tries to make
us feel happy even in times of distress. This occasion of Mother's Day
would become more enjoyable if we add some flavor of humor to it.
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who
isn't getting enough sleep."- John Fiebig
"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my
kids."- Unknown
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or
not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes,"
she replied. "But not the same ones."- David Finkelstein
A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His
mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the
words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son's memory was
blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, "I am the
light of the world." The child beamed and with great feeling and a
loud clear voice said, "My mother is the light of the world."
- Bits and Pieces, 1989
A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and
what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this
question: "My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick
up things. What am I?" When the test papers were turned in, the
teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students
answered the question with the word Mother- Unknown
